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10. Football fans are forced to wait all season for the Super Bowl … the NASCAR season starts with the Daytona 500.

9. Daytona 500 has never had a wardrobe malfunction.

8. Remember the big riot when Dale Earnhardt won the Daytona 500? Me neither.

7. Burnouts in the grass are cooler than spiking a football in the grass.

6. NASCAR: The ultimate “contact sport.”

5. Pit stops more fun to watch than water breaks.

4. NASCAR’s ever-changing rule book offers an added layer of suspense to the race.

3. Taking the checkered flag is a better ending than running out the clock.

2. No one watches the Daytona 500 “for the commercials.”

1. There’s no such thing as halftime in a NASCAR race.



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And here is the top 10 reasons why NASCAR is better than sex.... Didn't say I agree with them though!!

10. You're Expected To Burn Rubber.

9. It's OK to be a Spectator.

8. Ther is a pit crew to help out.

7. The faster you are the better you are.

6. It lasts for several hours.

5. It's acceptable to tailgate.

4. You're SUPPOSED to finish first.

3. Earplugs are OK to drown out noise.

2. You don't have to kiss the race car.

1. You get a trophy when you finish!

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nice disclaimer there....somebody doesn't want to sleep on the couch it seems.

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hey..I like wardrobe malfuctions! LOL



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Speed Demon Racing wrote:

hey..I like wardrobe malfuctions! LOL



yes, but not on Pancakes!  LOL!



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