A reporter is walking down the street when he sees a dobermann attacking a little boy. Before he can get over there to help, an older boy nearby wearing a NASCAR t-shirt beats the dog to death. The reporter pulls out his notepad and starts asking questions. "Are you boys related?" The older boy nods. "He's my brother." The reporter starts scribbling. "Okay, the headline will read 'Young Gordon fan saves brother!'" The boy snorts. "I ain't no stinking Gordon fan!" Crossing that out, the reporter says "Okay, how about 'Heroic Earnhardt fan rescues sibling'?" The boy shakes his head. "I ain't no Earnhardt fan, either." The reporter asks, "So who's your driver?" "Montoya," replies the boy. So the reporter writes in his notebook 'Juvenile delinquint kills beloved family pet.'

Did you hear about the woman who's suing Wal-Mart for a million bucks?

Seems she went to try on a Montoya T-shirt & slammed into the wall 6 times before she got out of the dressing room.