12. Clint Bowyer: Weve got special mirrors that show objects the size that they actually are.
11. Kevin Harvick: Sometimes back in the garages theres horseplay with the airhose.
10. Jeff Burton: Between the G-forces and the fumes, Im loopy most of the season.
9. Kyle Busch: Switch the R and the C in Racing and you get Caring.
8. Matt Kenseth: Can hold 8 gigs of music on my new iHelmet.
7. Martin Turex, Jr.: In a pinch, checkered flags make a lovely tablecloth.
6. Denny Hamlin: Two more wins and I get to marry Ashley Judd.
5. Kurt Busch: You can talk to your car and pretend youre David Hasselhoff.
4. Carl Edwards: How many people can say their office goes 200 miles per hour.
3. Tony Stewart: Driving fast and starting fights.
2. Jeff Gordon: Its not one of those sports you have to inject stuff in your ass to be good.
1. Jimmie Johnson: Unlike most guys, I like it when my wife says, Youre too fast.


Driving fast and starting fights..... good for one for Stewart.
If you go over to the Late Show's website, you can see the video on there. I'm not sure how long they keep it up, so check it out soon.
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/index/php/20070912.phtml

-- Edited by President Lou Demian at 11:43, 2007-09-13