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Daniel Schmittou
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As everyone knows I'm not a racist by any means so keep in mind I'm just passing this along as it is funny to me. I swear this was on David Letterman's top 10 last week. A friend emailed me this:

  David Lettermans top 10 reasons why "blacks" aren't in Nascar as drivers.

#10- Have to sit "upright" while driving.
#9- Pistol won't stay under the seat.
#8- Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
#7- Pit crew can't work on the car while holding pants up.
#6- They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
#5- Police cars on track interfere with the race.
#4- No passenger seat for the Ho.
#3- No cadillacs approved for competiton.
#2- When they crash, they bail out and run.
  And the number one reason there aren't "blacks" drivers in Nascar:
 #1-They can't wear their helmets sideways.


Al sharpton and Jesse Jackson are goin to go nuts. Hope you guys enjoyed that. *( As a side note I denounce that. lol)

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lol that was pretty funny.  Yeah maybe some people will find offense to it, but those people need more of a sense of humor.

no passenger seat for the ho.... lol.

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I hardly think that was on Letterman in this day and age.

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i got that same list as a joke near the end of last season titled lettermans top 10 as well but youre right there is no way in hell this would ever make national tv or radio

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I was just thinking I thought I had saved that e-mail that I got about the Top 10 and man it was dated 9/27/06:

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.

# 2 - Can't wear helmet sideways.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

# 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.


and from Jay Leno:

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