For sometime many of us have wondered who is Jack Sh*t? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack Sh*t! Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Sh*t is the only son of Awe Sh*t who married O. Sh*t the owner of Knee Deep in Sh*t Inc. In turn Jack Sh*t married Noe Sh*t. The deeply religious couple had six children : Holy Sh*t, Giva Sh*t, Fulla Sh*t, Bull Sh*t, and the twins Deep Sh*t and Dip Sh*t. Deep Sh*t married Dumb Sh*t, a high school dropout. After 15 years , Jack and Noe Sh*t got divorced and She married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Sh*t Shirlock . Meanwhile, Dip Sh*t married Loda Sh*t and had a rather nervous deposition named Chicken Sh*t. Fulla Sh*t and Giva Sh*t married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Sh*t-Happens wedding. Bull Sh*t traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Sh*t. So from now on, no one can tell you that you dont know Jack Sh*t!
