HOW MANY OF YOU LUCKYDOGGERS THINK #8 SUX?

Speed Demon Racing · Daniel Schmittou Former Member

RE: HOW MANY OF YOU LUCKYDOGGERS THINK #8 SUX?

Kikie · Kalamazoo Brew Crew Former Member

hey Guys,
I know what your thinkin ... yep, the chicky has been gone and so the board has been nice and quiet. Well, guess what ... I'm baaaaaaaack. Yes, I know I got my ass handed to me on the cup race. so lets hear it ... except for you Troy, Miller Lite still sucks and always will!!!! Jrs career has been a yawn? dude grab a bud and lets talk. I dont understand how people can sit there and say stuff about Dale Jrs career being boring and crap when by the same standards you say what a great career Mark Martin has had. He has never won a championship in Winston or Nextel, he has never won the Daytona 500, he has had 35 wins since he started racing. Dale Jr has 17 wins since he started 8 years ago. Sure, Mark has many other things to be proud of, but like him or not ... Jr deserves respect.

Tooz · Matt Sealey Former Member

well put Kikie

Kikie · Kalamazoo Brew Crew Former Member

thank you =)

Speed Demon Racing · Daniel Schmittou Former Member

�Chicky...ur just crackin me up!!LMAOFOTFL. Mark martin? Why don't you compare Tiny's career to Kyle Petty's now and blow some more sunshine up your skirt! Maybe next week you can compare it with Morgan Shepard's, or maybe Derrick (can't) Copes. Your killin me.LMAO!!! Have another Bud, maybe that will help tiny's career look better too! BWWHHAAAA!!

Kikie · Kalamazoo Brew Crew Former Member

Dude, my beer is bud light. And after last night ... need a few days rest for beer drinkin again. i walk on sunshine, i wish on stars and know what the hell im talking about. Im sure the only skirts yer thinking about blowing up, is Jeffy Gordons. Now, once again do i honestly have to explain this? Bud light, Bud Light, Bud Light is the beer .... we cant forget this. say it with me this ..

Jeff Gordon co-host regis and kelly - hmmm yeah buddy - great driver there.
why is it such a strech to compare mark martin to Dale Jr? Jr has fans? Jr doesnt have to worry when going to disney world - he doesnt have to worry when he waits in line and the stick says "you must be this tall to ride this ride" Jr doesnt have to have viagra as a sponsor, he IS viagra for women. Jr doesnt have to keep retiring to get people to notice him. Mark Martin, the Eeyore of Nascar, "well, i didnt ask for a win, just for a chance" .... thanks for noticing.
Kyle Petty has won 8 times in NASCAR races.
I wont mess with the guy racin for Jesus, yer on your own there.

Bump and Go Racing · John Sherman

Hey Kikie take it easy on my boy Speedy. You get him all heated up I will have to head to Ga. and give him an ice bath. Really its good to see some body keeping him in line. He is like the old hound tied up out back. Loud bark scare the hell out of you then curl up and keep your feet warm. Good luck this weekend. Hope all my guys don't crash out again!

Kikie · Kalamazoo Brew Crew Former Member

hiyas John -=wavers=-

Good luck with the race tomorrow. Hopefully no engine problems.
Speedy doesnt scare me, i think its kinda funny how he is a Gordon fan tho. Gordon is following the path of tom cruise. tom cruise played a race car driver, jeffy is a race car driver. tom cruise been married a few times to overly beautiful women, jeffy women he shouldnt have. tom cruise knocks up katie homes then marries her, jeffy knocks up whatshername and marries her. why dont they both come out of the closet.
"Mom, Jeff Gordon (tom cruise) wont come out of the closet" stan from southpark
and remember what they say about sleepin with dogs, you wake up with flea's

Speed Demon Racing · Daniel Schmittou Former Member

�Chicky what world are you living in? You can't even stay focused on the subject your posting about! A-dd maybe? If you'll look up, way up you'll see Jeff( Mr. Gordon to you) skying above tiny e in the points as usual. I wish tiny fans would quit tryin to compare tiny to Jeff because tiny isn't close in ANY catagory. Please. Have another piss-light! Oh by the way..Good luck this week-end at Cali!

Tooz · Matt Sealey Former Member

you guys are cracking me up!

and John, your analogy of the ol' hound dog tied up out back was SPOT ON! kudos.

Kikie · Kalamazoo Brew Crew Former Member

I just feel bad picking on mark martin, but I can go on if you like. Lets see did the Jeffy CO-hosting on Regis and Kelly hit a little to close to home? I guess your boss didnt know you weren't actually sick that day when you stayed home. Im guessing you also have it on Tivo.
Just where is Jeffy from? They race in Cali they say its his home track, they race in Indiana and they say its his home track.

And since you had to call it the "P" word light, we have a problem. There is NOTHING wrong with Bud Light. Bud Light is always there when you need him. He never bitches, he never complains, always always there when you have had a bad day and the kids are driving you insane, your playground is being a dick, adds flavor to girls night out. Hot days in summer, cold days in winter, doesn't mind if you put him in a beer bong, when dealing with all the drama of your friends he helps you just sit there and agree and smile while doing it, you can peel off his label, you can always open one up and hear the sppppppphhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh of him happy to see you then knowing you will be swallowing him down. what would the world be like without budlight? the great commercials, the best thing about bud light ..... doesn't make you feel like a hound dog took a crap in your mouth the next morning. Bud Light ... to good for a man, preferred by women.
Good luick to you too at Cali race
J-go still sucks
Go Tony!!!!!!!

President Lou Demian · Lou Demian - President

Yep... definately a different flavor on the boards this year.

Kikie · Kalamazoo Brew Crew Former Member

you say that like its a bad thing .....