A man escapes from prison,breaks into a house and finds a couple sleeping. He orders the husband out of bed at gun point and ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed he kisses her neck for a minute. Then he hurries to the bathroom. The husband hurriedly leans and whispers to his wife,"This guy is an escaped convict and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex don't resist-just do what he wants and with any luck we'll get out of this alive. Stay strong and I love you.
"Oh honey. he wasn't kissing my neck" his wife says. He was talking in my ear. He told me he thought you were really cute and wanted too know if we had any vaseline. I told him it's in the bathroom under the sink. " Stay strong honey and I love you too!"
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